Reddit Limerick Contest Winners (announced with a limerick)

**UPDATE **

Pejjo has ‘fessed up that he’s a Canadian who enjoys writing limericks, and winning the contest was unintentional — so one of the signed copies of The Black Prism goes to warscarr! Here’s his limerick:

There once was a boy in despair,
His life was so very unfair,
But he learnt to draft,
And then how he laughed,
Coz he’s the fucking turtle bear!

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The limerick winners are Doc G and Pejjo.

They have shown unusual mojo,
Their limericks were good —
At least for this ‘hood —
The rest got arrested by metrical Po-Po.

(P.S. It’s actually drglorae, but hey.)

Pejjo:

Scary islands of colorful freaks
And a girl who drafts paryl and sneaks
I just want to read more
See what Kip’s got in store
But I’m waiting for years, for Weeks.

ahem vulgarity.

drglorae:

Out of the warrens Kyler arose
To learn the way of shadows he chose.
Great in a fight.
But when in sight,
Of a pair of tits he froze.

Link to the full list of limericks HERE.

 

UPDATE: Honorable mention must go to Dr. Jacob K., who entered too late, but sent us this gem:

A quotidian auctor alludes
To Teutonic or dead Roman dudes
But that Schriftsteller Weeks
Refers to the Greeks
And the φίλοι with whom he colludes.

 

 

3 Responses to “Reddit Limerick Contest Winners (announced with a limerick)”

  1. warscarr

    Got more upvotes than both of them combined 😛 but ah well, im still proud of the only piece of literature ive written in years XD
    well done to the winners

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    • DD

      I was a huge fan of yours and hoped it would win. Any limerick that ends in F******g Turtle Bear is an instant classic in my book.

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  2. Darakna

    I love them! XD

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